10 Things You Should Never Tell A Guy

Ladies, if you want to have a successful dating life, certain phrases
should never come out of your glossy lips. Here they are:

1. WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? You’ll see him when you see him. If he
wants to see you again, he’ll call. If not, next. You don’t have time for
anyone that doesn’t have time for you.

2. WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL? There’s only one answer to this question: Because
he didn’t want to!!! What you’re really asking is, “Why didn’t you want
to call me?” Who knows!! There could be a lot of reasons, but you
shouldn’t be sitting around wondering why. You should be out dating lots
of different guys and not worrying about ONE guy. Don’t be so quick to
put all your eggs into one basket, because if they break, it’s a big mess!

3. WHERE WERE YOU? If he wanted you to know where he was, he’d tell you.
What you’re really asking is, “Where you with another female that you
like better than me?” Your insecurity is showing, my dear. If anything,
he should be wondering where you were.

4. I LOVE YOU (FIRST) - You’re saying it in the hopes that he’ll say it
back, but what if he doesn’t? You’ll be devastated and probably feel
foolish. Saying “I love you” is not going to speed things up if he’s not
ready to say it back. So just cool it, and let him be the first to say it
when he’s ready.

5. DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER? As long as he’s not sleeping with her now, who
cares? The past is gone. Don’t torture yourself (and him) with these
thoughts. In this case, ignorance really is bliss.

6. I’M PREGNANT. In 2005, with all the birth control choices available,
there is no excuse for becoming pregnant, unless you want to be. You
should be using something and he should use a condom, every time.

7. WHERE IS THIS GOING? Nowhere fast if that’s your attitude. Guys want
someone fun and easy to be with, not someone that’s constantly worrying
about the future. His actions or non-actions will tell you where it’s
going. If it’s going somewhere, you’ll know it. If it’s not, you’ll know
it too.

8. WE NEED TO TALK. This is the equivalent of, “Go to the principal’s
office”. Guys know it’s not going to be a fun conversation, so they’re
already on the defense. If you need to discuss something, just casually
bring it up when the both of you are relaxed. Don’t try to talk to him
when he’s tired, stressed or trying to watch tv!

9. I HATE YOU! Even if you do, it’s totally uncalled for and un-lady
like. If there’s an issue, be mature enough to discuss it when you’re
calm. If he’s breaking up with you, reacting with anger may make you feel
better temporarily, but it’s best to remain calm and act unfazed. He’ll
wonder why you’re so cool about it and that may make him re-think his
decision. Always be pleasant during a break up. Do you want to be known
as the girl that goes psycho if someone breaks up with her?? I didn’t
think so.

10. I DON’T TRUST YOU. What you’re actually saying is, “You need to step
up your game, because I can see you’re up to something.” If he is up to
something, he’ll just become even sneakier. Better to think smart and act
dumb-it’ll be easier to get the evidence you need to confirm your
suspicion